A man, who barely made it through the market crash, calls his stock broker the next day and asks:
- "May I speak to Paul, my broker, please?"
The operator replies:
- "I'm sorry. Paul is deceased. Can anyone else help you?"
The man says no and hungs up. Ten minutes later he calls again and asks for Paul, his broker. The operator says:
- "You just called a few minutes ago, didn't you? Paul died. I'm not making this up."
The man hungs up again. Fifteen minutes later he calls a third time and asks for Paul. The operator is pissed by this time:
- "I've already told you twice, Paul is DEAD. He is not here! Why do you keep asking for him when I say he's dead?"
The man replies:
- "I just like hearing it..."
Nghe, nghe, you get this one? So probably this guy broker is dead and this other guy isn't, so he finds it very funny or something. And the dead guy doesn't think it's funny. Or maybe it's funny how this broker's colleague doesn't get anything...
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2 comments:
he's actually happy to hear that as he thinks it's his broker's fault that he lost the money in a market crash. you didn't get it..
Oh, I got it now, thank you :)))
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