Extra sensitive condoms

Have you heard about those extra sensitive condoms?
When the guy finishes and leaves, they stay and talk to the girl.

Soo funy. Who thinks up jokes like that? Talking condom. Bah. If it was the extra sensitive friend of the guy, or his boyfriend, but talking condom? Get outa here :)

Where are All Good Women?

John and Frank are fishing and sipping their beer.
John Says: "Methinks I'm gonna divorce Amy. In three months she hasn't spoken to me. Not a word."
Frank empties his bottle and returns: "You may want to think it over, man. Women like that are so difficult to find!"

Harhar, you get it? John is probably in such a bad relationship thaat they don't speak for a very long time, and Frank just thinks how nice would it be if his Evelyn stopped nagging for at least 5 minutes per day :)

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Haha. This is supposed to be funny? A guy put a bunch of numbers and letters in a sentence and we should laugh? Nothing to see here people, move on!

Quiet Please

- Ma'am, sit here, please. Open your mouth and let me see your tongue.
- But doctor, I am completely healthy. I just came for the discharge letter.
- I know ma'am. I'd like to write it in peace.

Haha did you get it? The doctor is enjoying the quietness of the echo from her open mouth. Probably. Maybe I didn’t get it…