A guy knocks on a door, his mother in law opens and asks:
- What are you doing here?
- Your daughter and I had a fight.
- And?
- She told me to go to HELL.
Hell, you get it? Ha ha, his wife ment the other Hell, but he missunderstood, haha!
Jun 14, 2007
Jun 6, 2007
Grandma
Grannie asks her grandson:
-"Johnie, darling, what's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my things arround the house?
-"Alzheimmer, grandma, Alzheimer..."
You get it? There is no german guy here, and even the grandson knows it...
-"Johnie, darling, what's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my things arround the house?
-"Alzheimmer, grandma, Alzheimer..."
You get it? There is no german guy here, and even the grandson knows it...
Ask Mom
Little Johnie comes home and asks his dad what is a Transvestite.
Dad says: "Go over to your mom and ask him."
Did you get this one? His Dad says "Ask HIM", so there must be something wrong with his mom if, you get it, she is a He....
Dad says: "Go over to your mom and ask him."
Did you get this one? His Dad says "Ask HIM", so there must be something wrong with his mom if, you get it, she is a He....
About this Blog 2
This blog should be as politically correct as possible, non-offensive and children-safe. Sadly, most of the best jokes are offensive to some people (racial, gender, gay, sex, hair color, profession, type of underwear etc.) so sometimes it will be in the gray zone, with my full apology and distance from political or other influential ideas that parallel a joke.
I am sensitive to minority issues from my own persoanal reasons, so if I omit something, please comment it and I will try to remedy that.
I am sensitive to minority issues from my own persoanal reasons, so if I omit something, please comment it and I will try to remedy that.
Why?
So, a friend and I started explaining jokes all the time, after they were told. This a little awkward when new people were present, since they had to figure out are we playing some game, or we hated the guy who just told a joke, or we are just plain stupid.
A friend of ours who memorized some 250.000 jokes and entered the Guinness Book of records for telling jokes non stop for 45 hours (back in the 90's) didn't like the idea at first. Then, with time, he got hooked on this simple joke deconstruction and said that he is missing it when we aren't around. He wanted us to appear on his TV show, but we refused since we are fairly intelligent business people ;-)
We don't see each other much lately but whenever we meet and someone says a joke, we just look at each other and burst in laughter. Will see does this type of humour work in web form.
A friend of ours who memorized some 250.000 jokes and entered the Guinness Book of records for telling jokes non stop for 45 hours (back in the 90's) didn't like the idea at first. Then, with time, he got hooked on this simple joke deconstruction and said that he is missing it when we aren't around. He wanted us to appear on his TV show, but we refused since we are fairly intelligent business people ;-)
We don't see each other much lately but whenever we meet and someone says a joke, we just look at each other and burst in laughter. Will see does this type of humour work in web form.
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