Buying a Hat

A woman comes in to a hat shop.
- Hello. I would like to buy a hat.
- What exactly did you have in mind, maam?
- Exactly, I had sex on my mind. But right now, I would just like to buy a hat.

You get it? The salasman tries to inquire what kind of hat she wanted, and she tells him her hidden thoughts and she doesn't understand why he wants to know about her sex fantasies, this is so funny, hahahah!

Pope and a cardinal on a train

Pope and a cardinal on a train ride. Pope has the crossword.
Pope: "4 letter word for woman ending in 'unt'".
Cardinal says: "aunt".
Pope: "of course it is. Do you have a rubber?"

Interesting. Remembering his aunt put him in an emotional state so he wanted to make love to the cardinal? What else would he need a rubber for? How is it funny?

Extra sensitive condoms

Have you heard about those extra sensitive condoms?
When the guy finishes and leaves, they stay and talk to the girl.

Soo funy. Who thinks up jokes like that? Talking condom. Bah. If it was the extra sensitive friend of the guy, or his boyfriend, but talking condom? Get outa here :)

Where are All Good Women?

John and Frank are fishing and sipping their beer.
John Says: "Methinks I'm gonna divorce Amy. In three months she hasn't spoken to me. Not a word."
Frank empties his bottle and returns: "You may want to think it over, man. Women like that are so difficult to find!"

Harhar, you get it? John is probably in such a bad relationship thaat they don't speak for a very long time, and Frank just thinks how nice would it be if his Evelyn stopped nagging for at least 5 minutes per day :)

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Haha. This is supposed to be funny? A guy put a bunch of numbers and letters in a sentence and we should laugh? Nothing to see here people, move on!

Quiet Please

- Ma'am, sit here, please. Open your mouth and let me see your tongue.
- But doctor, I am completely healthy. I just came for the discharge letter.
- I know ma'am. I'd like to write it in peace.

Haha did you get it? The doctor is enjoying the quietness of the echo from her open mouth. Probably. Maybe I didn’t get it…

Marketing

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with some friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her, points at you and says, "He's fantastic in bed."

That's Advertising

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call saying, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Telemarketing

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You get up, straighten your tie, walk up and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Public Relations

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."

That's Brand Recognition

Ha ha, what a joke, you really think that you will become good in bed if you repeat that many times... That that is pure marketing, you know?

Graffiti in Senat Toilet

Graffiti on the toilet wall in XX Senate building:

- At this moment, you are the only one in this building who knows exactly what he is doing.

Hahah, that graffiti makes you feel a bit lonely, doesnt it? Did you get it? It implies that others in the building don't know what they are doing. And they should, don't you think? :-)))

A Lecture

A cop stops a drunk guy at 4 AM.
"Where are you going, ser?"
"To a lecture." - says the drunk.
"Really? And who gives lectures at at this time of night!?"

"My wife."

Ahahah! You see, in this joke we expect the policeman to somehow end up less smart then a drunk, and in the end he does and we are glad. The expected doesn't makes us laugh here, but the UNEXPECTED way a drunk is smarter then the cop. Statisticaly, people who received a hit with a policeman stick tend to laugh to this joke a tiny bit more then others.

Facebook Joke

Grandpa reads the obituaries in his papers on the porch.
His grandson passes by and looks at the news: - Hi gramps! On Facebook so early?

Here is a joke about either a very stupid or a very naughty boy. Or both. Hahaha, grampa didn't get the joke too!