A lady in a Bar

A lady in her early 50s comes to a bar, sits down and orders her tea.
Few minutes later she calls upon a waiter:
- Please, could you turn on the air conditioning, it is very hot here?
- Of course madam, no problem.

After ten minutes she calls him again:
- Please, could you turn down the air condition, it is very cold now?
- But of course madam, no problem.

She keeps asking to turn the A/C on and off for the next hour.
A local guy at the bar says to the waiter:
- Old goat is giving you a hard time wit this On/Off business...
Waiter:
- Oh, she really doesn't bother me, you see - we don't even have an air conditioner.

Haarhaha! Imagine how she makes life interesting for her husband (if he is still arround)!

Blonde at a Gas Station

This blonde comes to a gas station.
Employee asks: -Eurosuper 95 or 98?
Blonde: - What, you don't have this year's gas?

Hahaha, how stupid she is! These numbers have nothing to do with years, but she dunno that! Hah! She is so 404!