Graffiti in Senat Toilet

Graffiti on the toilet wall in XX Senate building:

- At this moment, you are the only one in this building who knows exactly what he is doing.

Hahah, that graffiti makes you feel a bit lonely, doesnt it? Did you get it? It implies that others in the building don't know what they are doing. And they should, don't you think? :-)))

A Lecture

A cop stops a drunk guy at 4 AM.
"Where are you going, ser?"
"To a lecture." - says the drunk.
"Really? And who gives lectures at at this time of night!?"

"My wife."

Ahahah! You see, in this joke we expect the policeman to somehow end up less smart then a drunk, and in the end he does and we are glad. The expected doesn't makes us laugh here, but the UNEXPECTED way a drunk is smarter then the cop. Statisticaly, people who received a hit with a policeman stick tend to laugh to this joke a tiny bit more then others.

Facebook Joke

Grandpa reads the obituaries in his papers on the porch.
His grandson passes by and looks at the news: - Hi gramps! On Facebook so early?

Here is a joke about either a very stupid or a very naughty boy. Or both. Hahaha, grampa didn't get the joke too!

Post Office Robbery

Jakub and Jatzek robbed the post office.
They meet in a month and Jakub asks: - What was in your bag?
Jatzek says - Near two million dollars. I bought me a house and a nice car... In yours?
- Only bills. I am paying little by little, as much as I can...

Great joke. You see, Jakub is not very smart. If it was you, would you pay someone elses bills? Ahahahah! Good one!