The priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens, which he kept in a coop behind the church. One Sunday morning before Mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing.
He knew about the cockfights in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in church. During Mass, he asked his congregation:
"Has anybody got a cock?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"
All the women stood up.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up!
"No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really, really mean is: has anybody seen MY cock?"
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
Aargh, so, you get it? The joke is about thet he was talking about his cock as a chicken's husband, and they understood... aaaaahaha, this one is good. Did you get it?
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OK, I admit, this joke is realy corny... But I explained it well, don't you think? :-)
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