Dude goes fishing

This dude wakes up early in the morning, kicks his wife with an elbow and says:
"C'mon prepare my backpack, I'm going fishing."

Wife gets up and prepares the backpack. He goes out and tries to start his car for an hour, without success.

Frozen, he gets back in the house and climbs into bed, his wife still in there.

Wife: "Cold outside?"
Dude: "Fu*king freezing."
Wife: "And that idiot of mine went fishing."

Hahaha! Did you get this one? In this joke, woman thinks that it is her lover who climbed in bed, as he probably often does! So she blew her cover! So funny!