Drunk Crawler

This drunk has been at a pub all night. After the last round call, he tries to stay up to leave and falls flat on his face. Tries to stand one more time, same thing happens.

He figures he'd crawl outside to get some fresh air, since maybe that would sober him up. Once outside, he stays up and falls flat on his face. So he decides to crawl the three blocks to his house.

When he arrives at the door he stays up and again falls flat on his face. He crawls through the door and into his bedroom. When he reaches his bed he tries one more time to stand up. This time he manages to pull himself up, but he quickly falls into bed and is sound asleep as his head hit the pillow.

He is awakened the next morning by his wife shouting, "So you've been out drinking again, have you?!"

"No! What makes you say that?" he asks, putting on his best innocent expression.

"The pub called... you forgot your wheelchair again."

Now, this joke killed me. The drunk did not crawl around just because he was drunk! So funny! Ha ha nghe ngheh!